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Penis Shaped Pasta

Sale price$9.90 Regular price$11.89
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  • Novelty penis-shaped pasta for adult fun.
  • Uniquely expands in size during cooking.
  • Perfect for bachelorette and bachelor parties.
  • Made by HOTT PRODUCTS for unique celebrations.
  • Guaranteed to be a conversation starter.
  • Discreet packaging, no brand or product name
  • FREE shipping on orders over $70
  • Delivery in 3–7 business days
  • 30-day returns on unopened items
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Penis Shaped Pasta is a novelty pasta that grows in size when cooked, perfect for bachelorette parties and fun gatherings.

How and where to use it

Boil this pasta like any other, and watch it expand as it cooks, adding a humorous touch to any meal or party. Ideal for themed parties, especially bachelorette or bachelor events.

What makes it special

  • Unique penis shape for a playful touch
  • Expands in size when cooked
  • Fun novelty item for parties
  • Easy to prepare
  • Great conversation starter
Penis Shaped Pasta
Penis Shaped Pasta
Sale price$9.90 Regular price$11.89

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Flavored lube · 4 oz

Five flavors.
Pick yours.

Water-based, flavored and made for oral play. Hover over the bottles to pick a flavor. Swipe across the bottles to pick a flavor.

Tropical Passion
$18.50 · 4 oz · Water-based
Discreet La Pepa package

Nobody will know what you ordered.

Your privacy is not up for discussion. Every order leaves in a plain box without logos or hints about what is inside.

  1. Plain box, no branding

    No logos and no La Pepa branding on the outside.

  2. No product names on the label

    The label only shows your address and a neutral sender name.

  3. Tracked delivery in 3–7 business days

    You get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.

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